Life In Plastic: Toy Fair 2013 Special (Part 2)

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NECA is making Predators based on the old Kenner toys.  Allow me to form a dignified, well-reasoned response:

NECA IS MAKING KENNER PREDATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

ARRGHGGBBLKBLBLBLBLL

Sorry, better now.

Look HERE.

ANYWAY…. it turns out that most of the big news already got spoiled by me on Friday.  You can look around for things like the Racist Tonto from the new Lone Ranger, or whatever.

-Batman : 1966.  It was a lighter time. A  happier time.  And now we’re getting toys!  HERE

-Also, the Batmobile. HERE

-Playmates‘s Press Release has lots of cool stuff!  Like Bebop and Rocksteady!  HERE

For the Power Lords, they have chosen to show off the humanoid characters, and not the weird Wayne Barlowe aliens the line was meant to focus around.  HERE

-Castle Grayskull has BEEN REVEALED!  And since it’s incredibly huge and the same size as Mattel said it would be, BUT the drawbridge makes the door look a half-inch smaller, many fans are screaming, crying, rolling on the floor and holding their breath because they are WHINY BABIES.  Seriously.  Mattel even graciously remninded us that, if you’re not satisfied, you can cancel your pre-order and not have to pay for it.  Maybe it isn’t Matty Collector that’s evil.  These fans hate everything, especially when they get what they want. “WAAAAAH! WAAAAH! YOU GAVE ME WHAT I ASKED FOR, BUT I WANTED MOOOOOORE!  BUH-BUH-BUH WAAAAAAH! IT’S A SLAP IN THE FACE WAAAAH! I HATE YOU!”

-Oh yeah, here are the Watchmen toys: HERE

I WANT MY PREDATORS!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. GEORGE WASHINGTON WITH A CHAIN GUN

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