Kickstarter has always been the go-to place for both indie developers and gamers who are simply tired of the Triple-A of gaming’s shenanigans; kind of like a Starbucks, but with less hipsters and unpleasant bodily odors. But once in a while, Kickstarter can feel more like an 80’s open mic comedy club, where nutjobs from the streets can come in to express how Buddha has a ghost penis that lives inside of our hair and made everybody present very, very uncomfortable. This is one such times.
Bask in the insanity that is “Seadelphica: Black Dolphin Fabula”.
I won’t even try to explain what the FUCK is going on here, for two reasons: 1) Fuck if I know, and 2) It is better for you to bask in the insanity by heading to the Kickstarter page of the game itself. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to lie down.