AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGH!!!

Aaaaaaaaugh!!

Aaaaaaaaugh!!

AACK NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO -jumps out the window-

I really got nothing against you if you enjoy playing any of Bamco’s Soul series of games up until this one. I really don’t, but I have to wonder: what KIND of people think games that purposely fucks with you are FUN? What kind of things do they find to be enjoyable? What do they do in their spare time?

Self-flogging? Pulling teeth? Auto-erotic asphyxiation?

This?

This?

Dark Souls II is available now for the PS3 and XBox 360 in the U.S., with a PC release slated for April 25th. So go on and enjoy the shit out of this Satan’s Dickfruit of a game. Me? I’ll be right over here with my new friend:

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