The Ginyu Force, by Ridureyu
I… I want to join. I want to join the Ginyu Force.
The Ginyu Force is Frieza’s special team of elite mercenaries. A lthough they are some of the strongest warriors in the galaxy, they are also… silly. You know how a lot of super hero teams (ESPECIALLY Japanese ones, like the Power Rangers) go into flashy poses before or after a fight? Well, the Ginyu Force dial that up to eleven. You haven’t lived until Captain Ginyu has wiggled his butt at you as “Battle Pose Number One.”
I know these guys are villains, but they’re…just… so awesome. They pick their fighting order with rock-paper-scissors, they use candy whenever they make a bet (which they do in every single fight), they prance around like ballerinas, and… they can kill whole planets.
Captain Ginyu: The purple guy with the horns. The strongest of the team, and their leader. He hlso has the ability to switch bodies with anyone, which has helped him defeat just about any foe (this probably isn’t his original body). his name is a pun on the Japanese word for “milk.”
Jeice: The orange guy with white hair. Although he’s pretty fast, Jeice is mostly the well-rounded member of the team. The Mario or Ryu, if you will. His specialty is his really creative mastery of ki, and a huge repetoire of explosive fireball projectiles. His name is a pun on “cheese,” even though it’s not pronounced that way.
Burter: The big blue reptilian one. Burter is one of the fastest beings in the Galaxy (I’d love to see him race the FLash), and is best buds with Jeice. A lot of their tactics involve combination attacks, in fact. His name is a pun on “butter.”
Recoome: The gigantic humanoid member of the team. Big, slow, and STROOOONG, his specialty aside from strength is his immense durability. The dude can really take a punch. His name is a pun on “cream.”
Guldo: The little green frog guy with four eyes. Guldo is the weakest of the team, but his place is on it because of his specialties. He can use his psychic powers to lift almost any object or bind his enemeis in place, and he can actually stop time by holding his breath! Though only for as long as he can hold his breath. poor guy. his name is a pun on “Yogurt.”
So there you have them: THE GINYU FORCE! DO YOU DOUBT THAT I CAN JOIN THE GINYU FORCE? THAT I HAVE THE STENGTH, THE SPEED, THE STANIMA, AND THE STYLE TO FIGHT AND POSE WITH THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST?
GO SPACE BRONCOS!
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