I was trying to get my Daughter to sleep the other night when I realized just how old the nursery rhymes I was reading her were. I got to thinking that maybe it was time to update some of the classic, make them more contemporary and relevant. So on a whim I sat down at my Keyboard and started typing. To my surprise they re-wrote relatively easily.
The Sacrilegious
Our Father Time
Our Doctor who art in Tardis
Time Lord be thy race;
Child of Gallifrey,
Never here to stay,
Soon off again to save the heavens,
Two hearts beat inside thy chest,
And ye are fond of us humans,
Fond enough to protect us from all threats;
Do not fall into the darkness,
Instead offer mercy to evil.
Nerd Twinkles
Twinkle Twinkle Bright Miasma
Not just gas but also plasma
Lighting up our midnight sky
By the time it’s reached us, you’ve probably died
Twinkle Twinkle Bright Miasma
You are not fire, just gas and plasma.
Or
Wrestling Twinkles
Twinkle Twinkle I see Stars
Got slammed across the head, by an acoustic guitar
Soaring from the 3rd rope so high
My Skull is bleeding ,but I won’t die
Twinkle Twinkle I see stars
Damn I hate acoustic guitars.
Little Klingons
I’m a little Bat’leth
Sharp and curved
Here is my handle
I won’t be reserved
When you hear our war cry
You’ll be unnerved
Quake in terror
And then get served
Nice.
Thanks Menoth22. and it’s great to have you back!
one little, two little, four little tribbles, eight little, sixteen little, thirty two little tribbles….. 😀
Exactly!