Yes. You heard those words correctly. That was not a typo.
There are some times you just have to throw your hands up and cheer on the insanity the internet era has brought forth.
Case in point: someone has hand-made a scale mail armour and helmet that is the perfect size for your Guinea Pig. You know, because you want to insure your Guinea Pig is the Boss Hog when the entire species take up arms against their human masters.
Whats more, the armour is up for sale on Ebay and bidding has reached $305. No really. Go check it out.
The seller notes:
“The chain mail is hand-made and is in great condition. The helmet was purchased and is also in great condition. Neither are “new””.
Well. Just…fuck me. Forget Fan Fiction Friday. This has finished me. I need a drink.
See you next week. That may just be long enough for me to bleach this colossal stupidity from my mind.