“Boo!”
…for until November 1st, Steam is having a Halloween Sale and slashing off prices like Jason Voorhees on heroin. Expect up to 75% off for seriously disturbing titles like “Home” and I Forget: The Sequel: A Metaphor For Child Labor a.k.a. “Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs”. Even “Outlast” is getting a 33% off in an attempt to pinch your money away from you, to which I say good fucking luck doing that with me, Steam, because you’ll only get my money for Outlast AGAIN if you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
THAT WASN’T A SUGGESTION! THAT WASN’T A SUGGESTION! AAAAUGH!!
One of the games that caught my attention is “Lucius”, developed by Shiver Games, which places you in a a typical “rich family haunted by mysterious deaths” setup, only this time YOU get to be the evil dickhead kid from The Omen. I gotta say that after viewing the various clips for Lucius, NOW I kinda get why those fuckers in Mount Massive Asylum just LOVE to do jump scares and ambush me until I involuntarily poop my pants:
Because murdering morons who couldn’t take the hint to get the fuck away from some place that just screams a “Get The Fuck Away” vibe is so much FUN!
Editor’s Note: Nerditis does not share the views of this author in murdering morons. We like morons! They’re good people! OH GOD PLEASE DON’T SUE US!!
