…for until November 1st, Steam is having a Halloween Sale and slashing off prices like Jason Voorhees on heroin. Expect up to 75% off for seriously disturbing titles like “Home” and I Forget: The Sequel: A Metaphor For Child Labor a.k.a. “Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs”. Even “Outlast” is getting a 33% off in an attempt to pinch your money away from you, to which I say good fucking luck doing that with me, Steam, because you’ll only get my money for Outlast AGAIN if you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
One of the games that caught my attention is “Lucius”, developed by Shiver Games, which places you in a a typical “rich family haunted by mysterious deaths” setup, only this time YOU get to be the evil dickhead kid from The Omen. I gotta say that after viewing the various clips for Lucius, NOW I kinda get why those fuckers in Mount Massive Asylum just LOVE to do jump scares and ambush me until I involuntarily poop my pants:
Because murdering morons who couldn’t take the hint to get the fuck away from some place that just screams a “Get The Fuck Away” vibe is so much FUN!
Editor’s Note: Nerditis does not share the views of this author in murdering morons. We like morons! They’re good people! OH GOD PLEASE DON’T SUE US!!