Don’t let their appearance fool you: these chairs are highly dangerous terrorists.

So Atlus decided that the best way to answer a question is to raise even more questions. On November 24th, 2013 at precisely 20:00 Tokyo time, Atlus decided to unveil three Persona-related items: a rhythm game, a 3DS, Etrian Odyssey-style dungeon crawler that may or may not be canon (and may or may not answer the question whether the protagonist of Persona 3 was truly dead), and the big news of the night which is the reveal of “Persona 5”, a title stated for Winter 2014 to be exclusively for the PS3, which, well,see for yourself:

…yeah, I don’t know what’s going there either, although I’m filled with glee enough to let this so-called “reveal” to slide with very little snark.

This picture sums up my feelings for that “reveal” perfectly.