“And I can dance the ballet, too!”

The ever so excellent Brentalfloss, well-renowned for his gaming music-inspired musicals, has recently posted a new song inspired by the Metroid series’ main protagonist Samus Aran. The ever-so-kickass Miss Aran is voiced by the ever-so-talented Ms. Alysha Umphress, and the result is nothing short of GLORIOUS! Behold!

Disregarding the fact that everything that is wrong with “Metroid: Other M” could be traced back to Samus’ desire to win the approval of a man, I kinda like the idea that the veritable Miss Aran is in a relationship during her travels across the cosmos. Yes, she is a badass number one bounty hunter in the galaxy, but let’s not forget that at the end of the day, she is still a human being (Editor’s Note: Kind of. Chozo DNA. Long story. Don’t ask).

If my reward for killing a gigantic space-Pterodactyl is a deafening silence with nobody to share it with, I’d get pretty lonely too.

“Is fighting the only we could-oh, you’re dead already? Nevermind, then.”