Ball Farting: A Review of “South Park: The Stick of Truth”

This is the best game ever. Bar none. Go play it.

What? That’s not enough for you? Well I don’t know what else to say. This is the greatest game. Ever.

You play as the silent, nameless hero, nicknamed douchebag. And that’s all I can say. Because anything else will just spoil the fun.

There is no boring moment, not one time where it should move-the-fuck-on. This is South Park at its best. It’s raunchy, it’s disgusting, and it’s fucking awesome. If this does not get a sequel, I will personally go down to fucking Obsidian and start stabbing people until it does. This is the shit.

This is possibly the greatest thing to happen to the gaming industry, nay the entertainment world, nay THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

Seriously, play it. Before I fart on your balls.

10/10

Now, screw you guys, I’m going home. To play this damn game some more.

One response to “Ball Farting: A Review of “South Park: The Stick of Truth”

  1. Pingback: Late To The Game: South Park – The Stick of Truth | Nerditis·

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