Aaaaaaaaugh!!
AACK NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO -jumps out the window-
I really got nothing against you if you enjoy playing any of Bamco’s Soul series of games up until this one. I really don’t, but I have to wonder: what KIND of people think games that purposely fucks with you are FUN? What kind of things do they find to be enjoyable? What do they do in their spare time?
Self-flogging? Pulling teeth? Auto-erotic asphyxiation?
This?
Dark Souls II is available now for the PS3 and XBox 360 in the U.S., with a PC release slated for April 25th. So go on and enjoy the shit out of this Satan’s Dickfruit of a game. Me? I’ll be right over here with my new friend:
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come on, dark souls can’t be THAT BAD? is it?
p.s. I like your new friend -w-
Thanks, I like him too. And if you don’t believe me, procure a copy and experience it yourself. Although you might want to consider stepping on a piece of Lego 700 times as a less-painful alternative.
its that bad of a game, huh?
(you are welcome, I was watching the cat saying no video a couple of days before you posted this blog >w<)
Not that the game is bad, in fact it’s very well crafted. I loathe Dark Souls because it is brutal, unforgiving, and sometimes, cheating.
so basically, like reality?
Yes. I hate that too. Why do you think I play video games?
so you can keep up with the modern trends?