The recent news for the latest entry into the Guilty Gear series is of the final boss character, who will be made available for the home console version of the game according to 4gamer.net. Keeping in theme with the “All-Powerful Females of Destruction” thing Daisuke Ishiwatari has going on with his games, the final boss in question is also a lovely lady with a not-so-lovely powers to demolish you in seconds flat. Her name?
Ram. Lethal. Valentine.
I, but, you, just, why, how could, why would you even, that’s…RAM. FUCKING. LETHAL. VALENTINE!!
Because I’m sure you all could come up with a better joke related to putting the words “ram” and “lethal” so closely together, I think I’ll leave the responsibility of doing just that to you, and move on to the next news item. I’m just too old for this shit.